Struggling for a last-minute Halloween costume? PinkNews has you covered…
I’m a mouse, duh. (Paramount Pictures)
Halloween, otherwise known as Gay Christmas, is right around the corner and we know you’re panicking about what to wear.
If you haven’t planned far enough ahead to make a Galarian Ponyta costume or to dress up as Wagatha Christie, then PinkNews has you covered.
When mainstream Halloween has the entire world reeking of pumpkin spice and polyester, our new sassy and spooky collection of tank tops, t-shirts, hoodies and sweatshirts are the perfect solution.
Proud at Heart Sweatshirt (also available as a t-shirt and tank top).
Let everyone know that however scary you look, you’re still rainbow on the inside. Celebrate proudly even if you have no body to go out with.
Halloqueen Hoodie (also available as a tank top and t-shirt).
Yaaaaas! This Halloween, be a Halloqueen.
Ball gown and crown, optional. Death drop, mandatory.
The LGBT+ community has always loved a chance to dress up and party, so much so that Halloween is often called Gay Christmas.
On All Hallows Eve, spirits and ghosts seep into the human world world from the other side, but on Gay Christmas campiness and drag seep into the straight world for one night only. Celebrate our holy day.
Slutty Costume Sweatshirt (also available as a sweatshirt, tank top and t-shirt).
A wise woman once said in 2004: “In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.”
Slutty corn on the cob? Slutty lobster? Slutty Donald Trump? The possibilities are endless.
This Halloween, opt for something more comfortable and let everyone else use their imaginations.
