Netflix and Chill is dead. Long live Disney Plus and Thrust
Netflix and chill < Disney Plus and thrust. (Chesnot/Getty Images)
In the latest example of how we stray further and further each passing day from the path of the Lord, ‘Disney Plus and Thrust’ is now a thing.
Countless Twitter users have flooded the social media website to mourn the loss of ‘Netflix and Chill’, the beloved way of making a move on someone.
Disney’s dip into the streaming market has only lasted less than a week before it was plunged into absolute sin.
‘Netflix and Chill is dead, it’s now Disney Plus and Thrust.’
The meme, which may also be a sign Armageddon will happen shortly, was first tweeted by a user who announced: “Lmao, Netflix and chill is dead…”
https://twitter.com/chucho3k/status/1194396275946377219
Now that Netflix and Chill is gone, it seems everyone across the sexuality and gender spectrums are coming together to embrace the new way of flirting with someone while watching children’s movies and shows:
netflix and chill just got upgraded to disney plus and thrust
— Puneet Sanghera (@punnettsq) November 13, 2019
https://twitter.com/_emilyisokay/status/1194724541324505088
https://twitter.com/istaniemarie/status/1196480769356550146
https://twitter.com/Hdouble0s/status/1195186868977065984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1195186868977065984&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydot.com%2Funclick%2Fdisney-plus-and-thrust-memes%2F
https://twitter.com/raineraineh/status/1195052916282925057
When you ready to Disney+ and Thrust #DisneyPlus pic.twitter.com/YBfQcKRGJx— Keith (@TheMightyKeith) November 15, 2019
Her: Netflix and chill?
Me: Nah we off that, how bout Disney plus and thrust?
Us: pic.twitter.com/Yi8fP8HlHX— Jackie Stone (@MrJackSTONED) November 14, 2019
As streamers around the world load up episodes of Recess or blockbusters such as Frozen on their laptop, people will now swipe hesitantly on Tinder.
Fearing that someone will sincerely and not at all ironically list the meme on their bio:
https://twitter.com/Sabrina_Shultz/status/1196239239568068609?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1196239239568068609&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydot.com%2Funclick%2Fdisney-plus-and-thrust-memes%2F
It’s also inspired some professional meme-makers to invent some slang of their own:
you’ve heard of netflix and chill and disney plus and thrust, but have you heard of amazon prime and nasty time— harper♅ (@lesbians4denji) November 13, 2019
https://twitter.com/BrianaDulgar/status/1195084850593587200
NeTfLiX aNd cHiLL
DiSnEy pLus aNd ThRuSt
HuLu aNd aNaL
HbO aNd LiCk mY ButTHoLe
ApPLe Tv and BuKakKeWHEN WILL IT BE ENOUGH? You sinners need Jesus. How about instead of Netflix and Blumpkins you open the Bible and PRAY
— Colton Stephens (@ColtonStephens) November 14, 2019
What a time to be alive.
